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His London Scandal

Chapter Four
HOW TO BUY LONDON

The house was not receiving. The house was not, officially, occupied. Still, the footman came up at noon with a card on a tray and the expression of a man exceeding his instructions.

“He is in the morning room, sir,” the footman said.

Darcy read the name twice, and returned the card to the tray, and went in to him.

Bingley had taken the sheeted room in at a glance — the shrouded chairs, the shuttered side of the square, the one cleared table with its maps — and did not remark on any of it. He sat down on a covered sofa as though holland were the upholstery of the season and looked at Darcy with a face from which all the old easiness had been put away and something steadier set in its place.

“I asked myself where you would be,” Bingley said, “and the answer was: wherever the knocker is off. You are not very difficult, Darcy. You are only difficult to people who do not know you.”

“I had thought you in Hertfordshire,” Darcy said.

“You had thought I would not come at all,” Bingley said. “You were not wrong to. I saw Jane into the Longbourn carriage and took the first post-chaise I could get for town. She will scold me for it by letter and forgive me by the time I am back, which I calculate to the day.” He said it lightly; then the lightness went. “I will say my piece first, if you will allow it.” He set the hat down. “You are looking for Wickham. I do not ask; I state it. And you mean to pay for whatever you find, quietly, and let the Bennets believe the world mended itself. That is your way. Very well.”

He stood and went to the cleared table, setting his hand on the nearest map as though he had been making for it from the moment he entered the room.

“But you require money that moves quietly, and yours does not. Yours has a name on it that every clerk in London looks up from his desk to watch go by. Mine is vulgar enough that nobody watches it.” He smoothed the nearest crease in the map with two fingers and looked Darcy full in the face. “Trade buys things in this town that rank cannot. I am offering you the use of mine.”

“You should not spend yourself on this,” Darcy said. “It is not your burden, nor Jane’s. Go back to Hertfordshire. I will manage it.”

“There it is.” Bingley did not take his hand from the map. “You have scarcely begun and you are already deciding what I am to be spared. We settled what was between us in your library at Pemberley. You do not choose for me what I am to carry. I have chosen this. You may accept it, or be rude enough to refuse it outright, but you may not protect me from it.”

For all Darcy’s attempt to turn it aside, what Bingley had laid before him remained what it had been from the first: not apology, not forgiveness, and no pretense to either. It was business, laid between them in the plain wrappings business comes in; and Darcy, who had spent years arranging this man’s happiness on the strength of knowing best, stood in his own sheeted morning room and was offered terms.

Receiving, he found, was harder than giving. Giving ran downhill. This came level, and on conditions, in the cool exact voice Bingley had used in the drawing-room at Pemberley; and there was nothing to do with it but take it without managing so much as the wording.

Darcy was slow to find it. “You are better to me than I have deserved.”

“I am not here to be better to you.” Bingley’s fingers stayed on the crease he had just smoothed flat. “I am here for Jane, and for her family, who are to be mine. If helping you serves them, then I will help you. Call it that.”

Darcy inclined his head. “Then I call it that.”

“Good.” Bingley did not move his hand. “Now. You have maps and no money, and I have money and no notion. Who else is in this?”

By four o’clock the cleared table had four men around it, and the plan Darcy had been assembling all week, in lamplight alone, became something he no longer owned.

His cousin had arrived the evening before, boots first and leave in hand, and had spent the night asking the questions a soldier asks: not who and why, which were settled, but how many, how far, and who pays, so that by the morning he had the measure of the campaign and wanted only its detail. He stood now with one hip against the map table in the posture of a man who had never been asked to sit in a room he meant to command, and waited, with an officer’s tolerance, for the civilians to assemble.

Mr. Gardiner arrived at half past three, came up the stairs behind the footman with a folder of papers under his arm, and looked at the sheeted chairs exactly as long as it took to know they were sheeted, and put them from his mind.

He had left his own name at the door — the solid Gracechurch name that meant a great deal in its own streets and nothing at all in this one — and brought up only the part of himself that was of use. It was the most genuinely aristocratic thing Darcy had watched anyone do in months, and the man who did it sold imported linen by the bale.

“Colonel.” Mr. Gardiner put out his hand as he approached the table. “We have not stood in a room together since we disagreed about the Reynolds at Somerset House. I find I have come round to your view of it, which I did not expect to.”

“Then the winter was not wasted,” said Colonel Fitzwilliam, taking the hand. “You will be the one who knows soldiers⁠—“

“And you the one who knows where they drink. Half of what we want is sitting in barracks, and I have no more footing there than you have at the Hackney-Coach Commissioners’ office. We shall have to lend one another our doors.”

“My doors are yours. God knows they have opened for worse causes than this one.”

They bent to the map together, the earl’s son and the linen-draper, on terms struck over the winter and needing nothing from anybody to renew them; and Darcy, who had half-moved to perform an introduction these two had rendered unnecessary at Somerset House, put the impulse down unspent and let them get on.

Bingley came in on Mr. Gardiner’s other side as if the place had been kept for him. “If we are to buy London,” he said, glancing at the papers under Mr. Gardiner’s hand, “you must tell me first which counters are respectable enough to be cheated at.”

“Very few,” Mr. Gardiner said. “The respectable counters cheat you before breakfast. The useful ones do it after.”

Bingley laughed. “Excellent. I like a trade that keeps hours.”

“I like one that keeps books.”

“Between us, we may pass for a prudent man.”

Mr. Gardiner tapped the top sheet. “Can you move money without making it look as if money has moved?”

“My dear sir,” Bingley said, “I have spent half my life making large sums appear to arrive somewhere by the pure operation of Providence.”

That fetched, at last, the beginning of a smile from Mr. Gardiner. “Then you are exactly the man I wanted.”

Bingley and Mr. Gardiner quietly disposed of the whole question of funds before Mr. Gardiner turned the sheet to face the room and opened his folder, so that part of the business already lay solved before the table.

And Darcy, who owned the house and the table and had drawn with his own hand every line on the map now spread across it, found that he stood at the head of nothing. There was no head. He had built this, had sat up three nights building it, and the instant he set it before other men it had quietly reorganized itself around whoever was most useful to each part.

His cousin had taken the roads and the barracks into his keeping without asking leave; Bingley and Mr. Gardiner had disposed of the money as if they had been born at the same countinghouse desk; and Mr. Gardiner, with the map turned and the papers open, had already become the hand by which the whole business would presently move. Darcy was one of four, holding the part that was his.

Once, from old habit, he reached to direct it. He drew breath upon we shall begin with, and found that Mr. Gardiner had already begun, was already laying out his facts to the table, and that the words Darcy had meant to govern with would only have stood in the way. He shut his mouth on them. The work, he was obliged to observe, went the better for the shutting. It was not a comfortable lesson to learn about oneself, at one in the morning or at four in the afternoon. He learned it anyway, and set it, with the cold honest half of his mind, beside the others this summer was teaching him that he would rather not have had.

The facts did not come in a straight recital, though Mr. Gardiner had the papers for one. He laid the first sheet on the map and said, “The chaise from Brighton was dismissed at Epsom. That is certain now. An ostler remembered the gentleman’s manner and the lady’s laugh.”

“From Epsom to Clapham by hired means,” Darcy said, because that much, at least, he had learned before any of them came into the room.

Mr. Gardiner inclined his head as if Darcy had merely kept his place in the account. “Yes — and at Clapham they did the one clever thing the whole flight showed. They gave up the chaise altogether and took a hackney coach into town.”

“Like any clerk and his wife coming home from a Sunday outing,” Bingley said.

“Like exactly that,” Mr. Gardiner said.

Darcy drew breath upon London swallows you and found the words taken from him as neatly as the rest.

“In a hackney,” Mr. Gardiner said, “London swallows you.”

“But a hackney has a number,” he went on, already sorting one paper from another. “The number is licensed, and the license recorded at the Commissioners’ office. The Commissioners’ clerks are men of regular habits who can be brought to look at a ledger.”

Darcy had spent a day discovering as much; in Mr. Gardiner’s mouth it arrived finished.

“It is slow,” Darcy said.

“It is slow,” Mr. Gardiner agreed, not looking up. “It is not hopeless. My people are on it.”

“And the man himself,” Colonel Fitzwilliam said. “His habits will sell him faster than any coach number. A man does not change his habits because he has changed his parish; he only changes who he owes.” He said it to the table at large, and only Darcy heard what was under it, the older knowledge going unnamed in company, decently buried under a soldier’s generality. Their eyes met across the map and agreed to say nothing.

“Then we buy his habits,” Bingley said. “Where does the money go?”

“Everywhere he has been. Debts first.” Mr. Gardiner touched the next page. “A man like that leaves paper behind him the way other men leave footprints, and paper can be bought. Whoever holds his paper owns his leash.”

Darcy opened his mouth upon Sunday, meaning to supply at last one fact that was still his own. Mr. Gardiner reached it first.

“And gentlemen, attend,” he said, “because this is the first law of the business, and we will live under it all summer: a debtor cannot be arrested upon a Sunday. The writ sleeps on the Sabbath. If he knows himself hunted, he will walk abroad on Sundays and burrow the other six days. Watch the Sabbath. It is the one day in seven the man will consent to exist.”

The labors divided themselves with very little argument: the City and the coach number to Mr. Gardiner; the roads, the barracks gossip, and the regiment’s discarded acquaintance to his cousin; the money, wherever wanted, in whatever quantity, to Bingley, who wrote himself the commission with relish; and to Darcy the part nobody named aloud, which was the will of the thing, and the paper, when they found it, and the price, when it came.

“The Bennets are at Gracechurch Street,” Mr. Gardiner said at the end, gathering his folder, not looking at anybody in particular. “Mr. Bennet and my niece Elizabeth came up Friday evening. I mention it so that the geography is understood.”

It was understood. Darcy wrote nothing down, the geography requiring no writing down, having been understood since a window three nights ago; and the meeting ended.

The first sortie went out that same evening, Darcy and Bingley in a plain carriage to a coaching inn on the Epsom road, where the ostler with the good memory was said to drink.

It taught Darcy something he was a long time forgiving the world for not teaching him sooner. He walked into the taproom first, and the taproom identified him in the time it takes a tankard to stop halfway. Nobody knew his name. Nobody needed his name. The room read the cut of his coat and the set of his shoulders and the plain fact that he had never in his life had to raise his voice in a public room, and it closed like a ledger at a stranger’s step. The landlord became a man of no memory whatever. The ostler had never seen Brighton, nor Epsom, nor, his tone implied, a horse.

Bingley bought ale for the ostler and abused the state of the Epsom road from personal experience, and lost a small wager about a mare in the yard on purpose, and was, soon enough, money to money and man to man with the entire room, his coat every bit as fine as Darcy’s and his manner pricing it at nothing.

Darcy sat in the corner with a glass he did not drink and watched his friend do, easily, laughing, what he himself could not have purchased with the whole of the Darcy rents: he watched him be believed.

“Your gentleman took the lady on toward Clapham, sir, that I told the other inquirer,” the ostler said at last, comfortable now, confidential. “But if it is the pair I am thinking of, there was a woman met them here. Handsome, black-haired, forty or so; very civil; paid for the private parlor in coin. The gentleman called her by name, friendly-like.”

“And the name?” Bingley asked, easy as the ale.

“Younge,” the ostler said. “Mrs. Younge.”

Bingley wrote it down carefully, a name like any other, worth a shilling of any man’s ale.

Across the table Darcy sat very still, with his glass untouched. It was not a new name. It was the one name in London he had hoped never to hear again, and the floor of the summer opened quietly under him.

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